First rule of Presidential Advance: if nobody shows up, "collapse" the event (close the gap between the press in the back and the crowd up front), though "crowd" seem to be too generous a term in this case. More like a small gathering. Then fire your Advance Director.

First rule of Presidential Advance: if nobody shows up, "collapse" the event (close the gap between the press in the back and the crowd up front), though "crowd" seem to be too generous a term in this case. More like a small gathering. Then fire your Advance Director. pic.twitter.com/xqFMAarwke

— Greg Jenkins (@jenkinsgreg) July 31, 2020