Trump has to dry hump the American flag and give the Lincoln Memorial a lap dance because he knows that several countries own him - and not one is the United States.

Trump has to dry hump the American flag and give the Lincoln Memorial a lap dance because he knows that several countries own him - and not one is the United States. pic.twitter.com/taUycbBlyw

— Eric Garland (@ericgarland) May 4, 2020