The Rolling Stones are joining the One World concert tomorrow. Has anyone figured out whether tiny droplets of Keith Richards’ blood can be mass-distributed to protect everyone from coronavirus and all other potential toxins?

The Rolling Stones are joining the One World concert tomorrow. Has anyone figured out whether tiny droplets of Keith Richards’ blood can be mass-distributed to protect everyone from coronavirus and all other potential toxins?

— Jonathan Allen (@jonallendc) April 17, 2020