Veteran’s Day is when Don Jr. remembers all his family’s sacrifices. Gramps had to go to KKK rallies in low thread count sheets. Dad had to settle for retired porn stars. Sis visited her sweatshops rather than touring Europe with her BFFs and Eric’s gold retainer hurt his lips.

Veteran’s Day is when Don Jr. remembers all his family’s sacrifices. Gramps had to go to KKK rallies in low thread count sheets. Dad had to settle for retired porn stars. Sis visited her sweatshops rather than touring Europe with her BFFs and Eric’s gold retainer hurt his lips.

— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) November 11, 2019