By Evan Hurst
Remember on Monday, we told you
all about President Barry Bamz Kenyastan Jones sitting down with his
old pal David Axelrod, who prefers to be called “Axe,” but is really
just known behind his back as “Axeldork” (allegedly), and telling
“Axeldork” that, if he had been inclined to throw the 22nd Amendment in
the trash heap with his long-form birth certificate and run for a third
term in 2016, he probably would have won, which by extension, means he
would have picked Donald Trump by his tiny little hands and thrown him
directly into the sun, assuming that in this scenario the sun is where
you throw yooge losers?
Well.
Well.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLD ON LET US FOR TO CATCH OUR BREATH FROM THE HACKY SMOKER GIGGLING WE ARE DOING.President Obama said that he thinks he would have won against me. He should say that but I say NO WAY! - jobs leaving, ISIS, OCare, etc.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 26, 2016
