2/ Be able to afford it with a part-time job and graduate with zero debt.— Operation Wolverines (@OpWolverines) May 17, 2018
- 3/ Get a high-paying job in manufacturing as the industrial world still rebuilds but before the developing world develops.
- 4/ Put your money in a savings acount that actually generates interest.
- 5/ Get a mortgage from heavily-regulated lenders (regulations put in place by the Greatest Generation to prevent a new Depression).
- 6/ Pay taxes that pays for services. Get a house and kids. Decide you're sick of paying taxes.
- 7/ Vote for Reagan.
- 8/ Eliminate the finance regulations designed to prevent a depression and the inequality of the Gilded Age.
- 9/ Decide colleges are turning out too many smug liberals, vote for republicans and governors who promise to cut their funding. Believe affirmative action is reverse racism.
- 10/ Decide you're sick of smug academics and TV personalities telling you everyone is equal. Call your representative and ask them to repeal the Fairness Doctrine.
- 11/ Decide you don't like UN-loving Ted Turner and CNN. Turn on Fox News from Roger Ailes, the Nixon political hack who helped build the Republicans' racist Southern Strategy and helped Lee Atwater make the Willie Horton ad.
- 12/ Make a ton off the Clinton economy while calling Clinton the worst president ever. Push for impeachment over an inconclusively stained dress.
- 13/ Celebrate the repeal of Glass-Steagall and the final vestiges of the protections your parents and grandparents' generations set up to prevent another Depression.
- 14/ Respond to news stories about skyrocketing college costs with smug diatribe about how you worked your way through your $400/year college.
- 15/ Blame NAFTA for Europe & Japans rebuilding after WWII, sapping US manufacturing jobs, while the former USSR, China, and India joins the world economy. Ignore the fact that the world manufacturing base is now gigantic and America has competition it never had.
- 16/ Ignore robotic automation, which means rich countries need a fraction of the # of humans to run the same size factory as before.
- 17/ Blame immigrants.
- 18/ Make money off the tech bubble while Gen X loses its first savings account.
- 19/ Vote for George W. Bush because he promises to give the federal surplus to you instead of paying down the national debt.
- 20/ Inequality reaches 1890s levels but who cares? Upton Sinclair level robber barons start new millennium rise.
- 21/ Support an unnecessary Iraq invasion after protesting Vietnam because you can’t go this time. Don’t care that 4,500 soldiers come home in body bags because “O’Reilly” is on tonight.
- 22/ Decide the 2007-08 financial crash was because things are too regulated. Cheer for an under educated VP because “she’s hot.”
- 23/ Incoherently argue that the center-left Democrat Barack Hussein Obama who wants to accomplish an agenda item the democrats have pushed for 70 years, is a radical.
- 24/ Cheer on smug turtle Mitch McConnell as he prevents the government from doing anything. Call Obama a dictator for trying to work around Mitch McConnell.
- 25/ Read about how whites will be a minority in 2040. Alex Jones. Rush. Hannity. RT/Sputnik.
- 26/ Talk about how Trump is "our last chance" to "take back America." Ask what's wrong with saying black people are more criminal. Ask what's wrong with saying latino immigrants will ruin our culture.
- 27/ Spread boomer memes that were created by the Kremlin on Facebook. Ask why Mueller’s corruption probe costs so much and insists it is shut down. (Trump’s golfing in 2017 costs more than the probe).
- 28/ Insist to your kids, who are crippled by student debt, but whom you chastise for not having a home or kids yet, that they just don't understand how money works.
- 29/ Ignore the 20+ indictments of the Trump admin thus far, the corruption of his admin, the payoffs, the bribes, the ties to the Kremlin. The daily screed of tearing down the American way. Watch Hannity to feel good.
- 30/ MAGA. I’m going to die soon because I’m 70 years old. Social security and Medicare help me live, but they are commie programs that should be reduced for all those pathetic millennial.
31/ End. pic.twitter.com/pRkrefLdNR— Operation Wolverines (@OpWolverines) May 18, 2018
