Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Trumps Going Start Being President On Mon Instead Of Fri

"…[D]ay one – which I will consider to be Monday as opposed to Friday or Saturday. Right? I mean my day one is gonna be Monday because I don’t want to be signing and get it mixed up with lots of celebration."
Excerpt from his UK interview


I heard Putin is sending a little gift to liven up the confusing inauguration event. 
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